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Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
#Me Fein#There is a terrifying worldwide shortage of people who know how to identify bramble/blackberry species.#We haven't sorted out dandelions yet#Or nettles#Getting to know your neighbours changes your life#You're no longer alone! Rubis fruitcosus is there.#Plus if you're under 40 you will suddenly be admired and lauded by old ppl who share your hobby and thought no one gave a shit anymore#Botany#Plants#When u write things about botany you can be assured they will be read by weirdos for centuries to come#Or if the text is lost itd loss will be mourned by weirdos for decades to come
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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3
#i watch the stock price like a dog watching a squirrel#my jaws ache with the sheer and unholy desire to devour#<3 it's sitting around 235 last i checked <3 it was over 400 in december#<3 peace and love on planet earth#we should really all start a community bet on when we can get that number <140.#i think april 23.#<3 with ur help all things are possible :)
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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!
#for the love of christ. everyone pointing out the i is lowercase#get ready: i’m hunting you for sport
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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
#I gotta get to the important questions first#I wouldn’t DARE ask this on reddit#no but actually I know SO little about Star Trek and I didn’t know that until I started watching#I’m intrigued I really am#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#captain kirk#mr. spock#do I have to tag their full names idk#I’m only on season 1 still but I’m making headway#ack#text post#THEIR SHIP NAME IS SPIRK BAHAHAHA#THATS SO GOOD#spirk#BABAHAHAHHSHDURHDUUHEHUHEUHEUEHUE
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
#only for like general annoyances of course not like#This Person Is Legitimately Bad#do i have to couch all my posts still you guys get it right
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a sluge 😔
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Just wanted to share some shockingly good news in these difficult times. The full article is really worth reading. [Find it here]
#good shit#saw this and had to drag it over to tumblr#because how often do we get to see news this surprising and positive?#positive news#lgbtq#lgbtq positivity
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
#also yes im aware of the shit CEO and his shit practices f*ck that guy lol#that’s why i wrote the word ‘FAILING’#wow how tf did this get almost 100k notes… social media is flopping so hard#remember fuck the technocracy 🫶
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Stop just asking "is it normal?" and start asking "is it harming anyone?" Lots of harmful things are normalized in this society and lots of things considered weird or rare are completely harmless. Whether something is considered normal or common shouldn't be the deciding factor in whether it's okay
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Trends on other social media sites:
Try this new dance challenge! Post your glow-up! Get Ready With Me!
Trends on Tumblr:

#idk if WBW is really a ‘trend’ but still#this is why I can’t leave#wet beast wednesday#animals#memes#tumblr#nothing wrong with those other trends though if they’re fun for you get after it!
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a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets
edit: yes i know i used the wrong terminology by now you can stop saying things. also no that crayon isnt a rocket or caseless or some shit believe me when i say that what i saw was depicting a BULLET. shut up
#txt#art tag#<- i guess#hall of fame#<-crazy to add this tag two days after posting but if any post gets it im glad its this one
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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.
#ocd#ocdcore#no you don't understand if i keep ruminating i *will* get the answer i just need to keep thinking about it then i'll get it#keep running on that wheel hamster you'll escape the cage someday#you're running after all#you have to be going somewhere right?? right?????
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always everyone else’s fault
#mouthwashing#please get the idea it’s not about jimmy#artwork#digital illustration#drawing#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#artists on tumblr#my art
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